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MILFORD, DE – Haunted for weeks by the constant feeling of being watched, a Delaware man who wishes to remain anonymous was granted a restraining order against his accused stalker, a small stack of money bearing a pair of large googly eyes. The defendant, who has an estimated value of about $260 and operates under [...]
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Below is an excerpt from a NYT article about R-Patz’s mall visits while promoting Twilight a few months back: “What is with all the screaming?” Mr. Pattinson asked when he came out. He absently ran his hand through his hair. Pandemonium ensued. He tugged at his white T-shirt in response, ever so nervously. Oh, boy. [...]
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At midnight last night, online retail juggernaut Amazon.com began selling its newest eBook reader, the Kindle 2. For those lucky enough to get in during the pre-order period, this means their devices could arrive as early as tomorrow with overnight shipping. Reviews are already popping up across the internet, and so far, the eBook reader [...]
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Eight months ago, news of Tiger Woods’s injury rocked the golfing world. Tiger had been missing one of his ACLs for years (since childhood apparently), and the missing ligament finally took its toll and caused a stress fracture in his leg left leg. Last June, Tiger announced he would be entering a secret government program, [...]
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Jobs lost, stocks down, moral low. Not if Obama has anything to do with, at least not today. This is his chair, this is his problem. Earlier this morning He signed the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act into law yesterday (yeah I’m slow in posting this info), which kicks up a range of tax relief [...]
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I don’t know if it’s because he looks like Jesus, but there’s something about Ray Lamontagne that transcends music. If you can feel feelings, you’ll like his songs. Here he is singing live on Letterman.
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SMART: Republican Governor of Florida Charlie Crist is taking the bailout money that Congress has allotted to Floridians. STOOPID: Republican Governor of Louisiana Bobby Jindal refuses to take all of the bailout money for his state. Jindal’s Reason: He says some of the terms attached to the bailout money are bad for Louisiana in the [...]
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A few quick thoughts before I call it a night: 1. Hugh Jackman did a phenomenal job hosting this year’s Academy Awards. The musicals made my life! 2. Kate Winslet is my idol. 3. Meryl Streep is one classy broad. 4. Robert Pattinson is total eye candy. 5. Grease! Mama Mia! Thank you! Thank you! [...]
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