CRICKET & DICK

by K. Mass., The Happy Goat Political Correspondent Jiminy Cricket and Dick Cheney have played similar roles in their respective careers — each playing the sidekick who has wound up guiding a more dim-witted counterpart.  Jiminy guided Pinocchio to make better decisions and become a real boy.  And Cheney guided Bush into waging an endless [...]

Macy’s Knows How To RickRoll Too!

Just in case you didn’t get a chance to see it…Macy’s did a fantastic job RickRolling the parade attendees on Thanksgiving!

Britney Spears’ Comeback

Thank you.

WHO’S THE NEW BOSS?

By: K. Mass., The Happy Goat Political Correspondent As early as December 7, Tim Russert’s replacement on Meet the Press will be announced and the contenders include Gwen Ifill, David Gregory, Chuck Todd and Andrea Mitchell. Here’s where they stand: Ifill (PBS): Parodied recently by Queen Latifah on SNL, Ifill has a book involving Barack [...]

Sapp Loses DWTS Championship, Not Dignity

Yeah yeah, you must of all heard by now. Mr. Warren Sapp was beat by none other than Brooke Burke for season 7′s DWTS trophy.     Uh, congrats.

Comcast Sticks It To 4th Floor Employees

Bah, humbug!” No, that’s too strong ‘Cause it is my favorite holiday But all this year’s been a busy blur Don’t think I have the energy… Why the scroogey outlook for the most wonderful time of the year? Well, Comcast debuted a 15-minute Christmas show last week on the larger-than-life TV/wall in its Center City [...]

Happy Slapsgiving.

From our family, to yours– have a blessed and HAPPY THANKSGIVING!! Now go slap your foe in the face.

COULTERGEIST

by K. Mass., The Happy Goat Political Correspondent What do Kanye West and Ann Coulter have in common? According to Page Six of the New York Post, the right-wing agitator’s mouth has been wired shut. So many jokes, so little time.

Warren Sapp: World Class Football Player, Teddybear

Tonight’s the big night on Dancing with the Stars y’all! Warren Sapp is going to move in for the kill. He’s going to plow through the Brooke Burke (that’s what she said) and Lance Bass (that’s what she sa..err…well he IS gay) like [insert football related simile here] and go home with the coveted disco [...]

BLOW.

by K. Mass., The Happy Goat Political Correspondent It’s déjà vu all over again, as I read “President Bush” and “cocaine” in the same sentence. One of the 14 people pardoned by Bush, rap singer John Forte shed his 168-month jail sentence (for the intent of distributing 5 kilograms of cocaine).  Thanks to the president, [...]